Quotes that I like:

I like swords- Fighter

Me: Your warm

Christina: Good, that means I'm alive

peter: what do you think of when I say leather?

Me: Armor!

Kirstin: that's pretty sad if you think of that.

Scott, your mind works in weired and mysterious ways- Mrs. Lyttle

(Jenny on fork breaking): Your not doing it right. You have to do it harder and faster.

Megan: If you made out with a girl had eaten peanut butter would you die?

Nick: *shrug* Dunno.

Megan: Wanna find out? *giggle*

(it should be noted that a few weeks later this actually did happen in Canada and a girl died.)

Ian: The sun is turning on and off.

Sheila: It's a shark. *draws more fins* how many fins is it supposed to have?

*Serina slides into cabinet*

Jim: Yep, she's mine.

James: I hope Andy does her good.

Josh: Helping out Derek was so self satisfying that I almost had a happygasm.

Max: Don't touch me, your not my priest.

Me: What did I just kick in my pants?

James: if there were a guy that looked like that, id consider converting

Me: lmao

Max: Are fish like trees?

Me to Tova: Ha ha! I licked your tongue, now you have saliva on it.

As an excuse to get out of paying for a check: "Oh god. I just remembered. My house is on fire!"

Tova: chicle an egg!

Me: He's toking up.

Tova: toking = king of toes!

Me talking about earrings: The magic loopy lips!

Me to Tova: If you don't call me back in five minutes I'm calling you back in three.

After I attempted to flip Jackie tova says: First you hit your girlfriend and then you dump my best friend...!